eyeballfarts:

perks-of-being-chinese:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what kind of math do trees do

twigonometry

square roots

geomiTREE

worldpeaces:

if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me

(Source: worldpeaces)

mikasa-aackerman:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked

Oh shit son.

-annoying:

me when listening to chandelier by sia

image

forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

(Source: drakeboner)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)

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